That US General only this time in London - Rate 1 to 10?

AN AMERICAN soldier in London decides to skip his tour group and


explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and


occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture,


chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.





After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class area...big,


stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of


all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS. He really, really has to go, after all those


pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls


surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to


solve his problem.





As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie,


who says, %26quot;I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.%26quot;





%26quot;I%26#039;m very sorry, officer,%26quot; replies the American, %26quot;but I really, really


HAVE TO GO, and I just can%26#039;t find a public toilet.%26quot;





%26quot;Ah, yes,%26quot; said the Bobbie, %26quot;Just follow me%26quot;. He leads him to a back


%26quot;delivery alley%26quot;, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.





%26quot;In there,%26quot; points the Bobbie. %26quot;Whiz away SIR, anywhere you want.%26quot;





The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he


has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured


hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since


he has the cop%26#039;s blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly


relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie


%26quot;That was really decent of you... is that what you call %26quot;British


Hospitality?%26quot;





%26quot;No sir%26quot;, replied the Bobbie, %26quot;that is what we call the French Embassy.%26quot;

That US General only this time in London - Rate 1 to 10?
LOL.....I give it an 8
Reply:Hilarious 8
Reply:roflmao.....7.5
Reply:In contrast to the uncivilised part of the world you come from, all pubs in Britain have public toilets. It is a requirement of the law.


So your elaborate %26quot;joke%26quot; is not only not funny, it also lacks any grounds of possibility.





A typical example of American brain capacity.



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