English hospitality?

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.





After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences. No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public restrooms.





However, he really has to go, after all those Guinness%26#039;s. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.





As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, %26quot;Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.%26quot;





%26quot;I%26#039;m very sorry, officer,%26quot; replies the American, %26quot;but I really have to go, and I just can%26#039;t find a public restroom.%26quot;





%26quot;Ah, yes,%26quot; said the bobby, %26quot;just follow me%26quot;. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.





%26quot;In there,%26quot; points the bobby, %26quot;whiz away sir, anywhere you like.%26quot;





The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.





Since he has the policeman%26#039;s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby %26quot;That was really decent of you. Is that what you call English hospitality?%26quot;





%26quot;No sir...%26quot;, replied the bobby, %26quot;that is what we call the French Embassy.%26quot;

English hospitality?
Hahahahahhaaaaaa, superb, loved it mate, give me the address and i%26#039;ll do it too lol.
Reply:hahahahaaaaa very good hun, ta for the laugh .... lol
Reply:The funniest **** ever man great stuff
Reply:Very funny sir!!!
Reply:good one
Reply:Yeah !!!





That%26#039;s a really good one...


What a friendly %26amp; handsome bobby.





Aaron.
Reply:nice one .lol
Reply:Ha ha ha ha
Reply:Classic! lol lol!
Reply:*shakes her head and tuts*
Reply:Brill, love it. The English just love to hate the French and Vice- versa
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:i loved it, pity he didn%26#039;t want a dump because the french dump on everyone.
Reply:you%26#039;re really spoiling us
Reply:ROFL nice one
Reply:You never fail to deliver
Reply:FUNNY!


LOL


Peace.
Reply:Lmao awesome! thx for the laugh
Reply:LOL
Reply:wee wee muisour, hehehe very funny, guess the bobby was taking the p*ss





have a star





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Reply:good 1 LOL 10/10 X
Reply:What do you have against the French ?? It was funny but really I hear lots of jokes about the French ! hhhuummm!
Reply:good one
Reply:Another good one from the master of merryment ha ha ha



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